Ten Chipotle Commandments

Mr. President, you can do better.

1. Thou must maketh up your mind.
2. Thou shalt not be on your phone when ordering. Pay attention!
3. Thou shalt not order a quesarito during peak time. 
4. Thou must encourage lazy friends who did not accompany thou to place their order online prior to your arrival. No more than two meals per person.
5. Thou must be aware that guacamole costs extra.
6. Thou shall order a margarita when thou're so lucky as to come upon a location that serves them.
7. On that note, thou must take advantage if thou're in the lucky position of being able to order a Chipotle breakfast burrito (currently only available in the morning at airport locations. Book flights accordingly.)
8. THOU SHALT NOT OVERREACH. I'm looking at you, Barack Obama.
9. Thou must be polite to employees.
10. Thou must eat your burrito using the proper technique as described by the napkins.